What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 10:51

The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why is every human messed up in some way?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!